i saw a tshirt in a shop window today that said “i fear americans”. my first reaction was vague surprise (of it’s existance) and then i felt assulted. could you imagine meeting someone wearing that shirt? that would be nice & uncomfortable. and what if i wore a ‘i fear australians” shirt? they’d love that.
that feeling lasted for about 9 seconds and then i thought about going to see how much it cost b/c how ironic & funny would it be if i were to wear it. i was running late to work so i didnt.
i’m watching rage, this great video show. there’s a band called murder dolls doing a cover of billy’s white wedding. god it’s awful. billy, who had to read off a yellow legal pad to remember some of his lyrics last time i saw him perform, would still do a better version than this.